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June 20, 2007, the Radical Homosexual Agenda struck again.
We massively interrupted City Council Speaker Chris Quinn's Pride Week kick-off at the standing-room only Chambers of City Hall. In the middle of her feel good, chest-thumping speech about a "unified" GLTBQ movement, we dropped four banners decrying her hyprocritical support of the NYPD's new law that curtails our right to spontaneously gather and process throughout the city.
The bannners, draped over the railing of the second-story balcony, read:
"Quinn Betrays Queers!"
"Free Assembly Got You Where You Are!"
"Stonewall Was An Un-Permitted Action!"
"Cops Shouldn't Write Laws!"
–each banner emblazoned with a hot pink fist.
For photos and more about this action, check out
James Wagner's blog and nyc indymedia
and On NY Turf and towleroad
and edwardwinkleman
Quinn and the cops haven't just criminalized the Critical Mass bike rides. They've also further criminalized the Dyke March and the Drag March, two unpermitted parades that have been occurring in the City for years. This new law makes it illegal for 50 or more people to gather and process throughout the streets of New York, which means that marchers at both of these events risk fines, arrest and up to ten days in jail. Thanks Quinn, for making us especially proud this year!
When Matthew Shepard was murdered, NYC queers spontaneously gathered to morn on the corner of 5th Avenue and 59th Street. Later that day, as their grief turned to anger, they decided to march down 5th Avenue. The NYPD beat countless participants and arrested 96. Back then, Quinn was outraged by the cops' behavior. How could she have changed so much since then that she has colluded with them to make this kind of political action even more difficult for all minorities and marginalized political groups?
**Express your outrage to Speaker Quinn, call: 212.788.7210
**Check out AssembleforRightsNYC.org for the latest in this civil rights battle.
AND PREVIOUSLY
Homosexuals Don the R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask® to Distribute New Activist Figures
SODOM, N.Y., June 25, 2006 — Building upon last month's successful "Do Ask! Do Tell!" campaign aimed at recruiting all U.S. troops to homosexuality, members of the Radical Homosexual Agenda (R.H.A.) donned the R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask® today on a life-or-death mission against the American mainstream — an environment that is presently TOXIC for queer people.
"Well, I know it's hard for you to hear me in this apparatus," said a (slightly muffled) Executive Officer Louis Friend, Head of Research and Development at the R.H.A. "But when the East Village isn't even a safe environment for gays — as demonstrated by the brutal gay bashing that occurred on June 11th — then pink-camo militancy is the only rational response to the homophobia crisis in America."
Sleek, modern, and stylish, every R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask® is guaranteed to be at least 25% less restrictive than the toxic laws and stereotypes that threaten sexual minorities in America. And tell your friends: THE must-have status symbol of 2006 is now available in two brand-new colors — Regulation Neon Pink and Regulation Cotton-Candy Pink — just in time for the summer beach-going season on Fire Island.
"My message to anybody who does not conform to dominant definitions of masculinity and femininity is this: Wear protection!" added Executive Officer Friend from behind his handsome new mask. "Visibility is important. That's why I never leave home without my easy-to-identify R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask®."
Also from the R.H.A.: Hot Toy-on-Toy Action!
In an ongoing effort to recruit the next generation of Godless sodomites, the Radical Homosexual Agenda also delighted spectators with its new line of cross-promotional Activist Figures. The four limited-edition Activist Figures are all united by a common struggle against subtle forms of oppression that may sometimes appear benign . . . but are actually TOXIC. Donning miniature helmets and gasmasks, each Activist Figure represents the Radical Homosexual Agenda versus:
- The Gay-Friendly Corporation,
- The Liberal Politician,
- The Primetime Gay, and
- The Tolerant Society
"Remember: No one can be queer for you," said Executive Officer Friend. "Except for these four nifty Activist Figures from the R.H.A.!"
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About the Radical Homosexual Agenda
The Radical Homosexual Agenda (R.H.A.) provides grass-roots support for queer youth and adults entrenched along the frontlines of the homophobia crisis in America. Frequently recognizable by our regulation pink army helmets, we believe in education and advocacy via direct action, sensationalism, and participatory arts-n'-crafts for all. With over 23,000 Google results and counting, the Radical Homosexual Agenda has long been a household name from coast to coast.
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