The Radical Homosexual Agenda Declares America "TOXIC!"
 Homosexuals Don the R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask® to Distribute New Activist Figures

SODOM NEW YORK, N.Y., June 25, 2006 — Building upon last month's successful "Do Ask! Do Tell!" campaign aimed at recruiting all U.S. troops to homosexuality, members of the Radical Homosexual Agenda (R.H.A.) donned the R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask® today on a life-or-death mission against the American mainstream — an environment that is presently TOXIC for queer people.

"Well, I know it's hard for you to hear me in this apparatus," said a (slightly muffled) Executive Officer Louis Friend, Head of Research and Development at the R.H.A. "But when the East Village isn't even a safe environment for gays — as demonstrated by the brutal gay bashing that occurred on June 11th — then pink-camo militancy is the only rational response to the homophobia crisis in America."

Sleek, modern, and stylish, every R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask® is guaranteed to be at least 25% less restrictive than the toxic laws and stereotypes that threaten sexual minorities in America. And tell your friends: THE must-have status symbol of 2006 is now available in two brand-new colors — Regulation Neon Pink and Regulation Cotton-Candy Pink — just in time for the summer beach-going season on Fire Island.

"My message to anybody who does not conform to dominant definitions of masculinity and femininity is this: Wear protection!" added Executive Officer Friend from behind his handsome new mask. "Visibility is important. That's why I never leave home without my easy-to-identify R.H.A. Regulation Pink Gasmask®."



Also from the RHA: Hot Toy-on-Toy Action!

In an ongoing effort to recruit the next generation of Godless sodomites, the Radical Homosexual Agenda also delighted spectators with its new line of cross-promotional Activist Figures. The four limited-edition Activist Figures are all united by a common struggle against subtle forms of oppression that may sometimes appear benign . . . but are actually TOXIC. Donning miniature helmets and gasmasks, each Activist Figure represents the Radical Homosexual Agenda versus:

  1. The Gay-Friendly Corporation,
  2. The Liberal Politician,
  3. The Primetime Gay, and
  4. The Tolerant Society
Today's young queers may finally rest assured in the face of injustice. Why take to the streets when it's so easy to play along at home?

"Remember: No one can be queer for you," said Executive Officer Friend. "Except for these four nifty Activist Figures from the R.H.A.!"

               see your ACTIVIST FIGURES NOW  and begin playing....